March 2012
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College Haiku
hervacationh0me:
Fuck your textbook, son And fuck your midterm too, bitch Deadline my ass, trick
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theradicaldame:
themodifieddoll:
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eldritch-abomination:
ohyousillypotato:
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brihugstrees replied to your post: Urge for ice cream.
I. FUCKING. WANT. ICE. CREAM. NOW. BUT NO. I CANNOT HAS IT UNTIL AT LEAST FRIDAY. HOWEVER. IF YOU’RE STILL GOING TO WILL’S IMMA SAY FUCK ANYTHING HERE I WANT MY FRIENDS AND I WANT MOTHER FUCKING DICKS. LSJFAKJROIEWRJ. please text me. :D
brihugstrees replied to your post: IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
I’VE BEEN SINGING IT...
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URGENT: Google privacy policy change
mumbling-mice:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you...
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Went to go get ice cream....
Ended up with
Pistachio ice cream
Blueberries
Kashi cereal
Artichoke & Spinach Hummus
Special K cracker chips
Munched on some blueberries. Took like one bite of ice cream, said fuck it even though it was delicious, and am now nomming away at the hummus and cracker chips.
With a nice glass of apple juice.
It’s damn near orgasmic.
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A brief synopsis of the TOS Trek fanbase, in a...
sherlockismyholmesboy:
Star Trek Fandom Kirk/Spock Fandom
Uhura/Scotty Fandom
Spones Fandom
Chekov/Sulu-because-everyone-else-got-paired-off Fandom
Fuck shipping, have an orgy Fandom
You’re all fucking weird, I’m just gonna enjoy the show Fandom
Trio of Awesomeness Fandom
NCC-1701 Enterprise Fandom (Scotty is the honorary leader)
Fatshirt Fandom
Tribbles Fandom
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starlesswanderer replied to your post: Urge for ice cream.
Dude, Black Jack Cherry frozen yogurt is amazing. I’m eating it right now.
That sounds really delicious.
I ended up with Pistachio ice cream. Mmmm. So goooood.
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Urge for ice cream.
Oh sweet baby jay I need some in my mouth like now.
Be back in a bit lovelies.
I’m getting delicious noms of the frozen dairy kind.
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IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE
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So, I see people accusing others of hating on...
godstiel:
jensensgingerpubes:
Then why does no one hate on Bobby? He totally cockblocks everyone. I can just imagine him running into bedrooms with a shotgun saying, “Your ass is going to be full of rocksalt instead of dick if you do that in my house.”
oh my GOD
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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