trupie:

ectoimp:

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

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Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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boggmann:

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I dreamed I met Spring inside my fridge

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nature-places-universe:
“Kilchurn Castle, Scotland
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nature-places-universe:

Kilchurn Castle, Scotland

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juliuscaesarofficial:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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thesexydancingcrepe:
“ thesexydancingcrepe:
“ official-sans-undertale:
“ megapope:
“ portentsofwoe:
“ alienpapacy:
“trending news
”
underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater...

thesexydancingcrepe:

thesexydancingcrepe:

official-sans-undertale:

megapope:

portentsofwoe:

alienpapacy:

trending news

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

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Sick rhymes

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

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punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

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geekandmisandry:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

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